Superficial good and bad news...

I went to a job fair this afternoon. Not too much action there. The U.S. Border Patrol looks promising. As I was getting dressed I realized that my new, never worn except for when I bought it, Kasper size 4P suit is a bit roomy. The revelation was more like this: Holy shit!!! I'm a size 4 on the bottom and a size 2 on top!!! I bought it this weekend and it really is awesome, but I was probably bloated when I tried it on. It's black, knee length, and stylish (no huge shoulder pads or big shiny buttons.) Simple and classic. Unfortunately, I look like a mortician in in. It needs a burst of colour. On the upside, I look like a badass, cute suit wearin' mortician!