Just a quick little blurb about the amazing effects of beer on my brain. Further vacation details to follow:
12 ounces of beer (Bud Light): purely a cool drink
24 ounces: I become talkative
36 ounces: I become very chit-chatty
48 ounces: I begin to talk about the "Transformers" movie from the 80s with a few very cool chemical engineers I've just met. I discover that lots of guys watch "Adult Swim" on the Cartoon Network. My inner geek is totally hanging out.
1 Crown Royal mixed shot (purchased for me): things become very amusing and I am willing to think about dancing
1 Ammaretto Sour (purchased for me): I will dance in public
60 ounces of beer (my final drink since the money has run out): I discover how to get upside down on a stripper pole. Figuring out how to get down is a different story.
That's all for now.
Monday, June 13, 2005
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2 comments:
good for you jen! sounds like everyone was swimming in liquor this weekend...
Weekends are made for drunken debauchery. That saying should be on our money instead of that "In God We Trust" horseshit.
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