Although I'm getting a bit iffy on the whole Junior League thing, I think I'm going to buy these shoes:
Darling, aren't they?
What the hell is my problem? I'm sick!
I have a sundress that matches them to a tee!
Oh God, did I just admit that?
They'll look great with my freshly fake-tanned legs!
Quick, somebody get me a copy of "The Bell Jar" STAT! Must...fight...the pastel cutesiness! There's a knock at the door--It's Leonard Cohen! Thank God! You've arrived just in time! Hey Leonard, like my new shoes???