Saturday, August 20, 2005

Quite possibly the stupidest injury ever...

Yesterday I was bitten by a goat at the state fair. Bitten right through my jeans. So, now the question is, will I transform into some kind of satyr during a full moon? The skin wasn't broken, so I decided not to get a tetnus shot, but I do feel lame. It's all my fault, really. I spilled pop on my pants earlier in the afternoon at the fair.

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Dwight said...

so, you might wanna delete some of those anonymous posts... they look kinda fishy...

That is a pretty funny story though.

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Osbasso said...

Nothing like a good goat biting story to bring out the spammers! If you DO turn into a satyr at some point, be sure to take a picture!

Julie said...

Dear God, that's creative spam.

I went to the state fair, too, and acted very irresponsibly around the animals. I'm lucky I made it through unscathed. Sorry you weren't so lucky. A goat! I never would have suspected they could be so....naughty.

ago-go said...

oh jen...that's pretty funny! but i don't think it's the stupidest injury because it wasn't really your fault, it was all on the goat. did he bite you on the bum?

let us know if you start shrieking "Hey Herc, hey Herc!" and we'll send in a rescue team.

Lusty Lizzard said...

Baaa, you'll get over it. *duck*

Lusty Lizzard said...

You'll approve of this:
http://stat.livejournal.com/img/news-8mil/FrankMosaic_Large.jpg

Jen said...

Update: I was bitten on my outer thigh and after reviewing everything I managed to spill on myself at the fair, the elephant ear may have been the goat lure. Who knows, maybe it was the deep-fried mushroom grease. I'm sometimes a slob.

Student City said...

having been at an agriculturla show yesterday myself i have complete sympathy with you. i have pooh stained jeans.

still the funniest post i've read in a while though