7evens list...

sevens -tagged by Ago-go

Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1. To to Europe
2. Write at least one novel
3. Have a baby
4. Become well-known and successful
5. Explore catacombs underneath Rome
6. Take a cross-country road trip
7. get married (maybe)

Seven things I can do

1. Win at Trivial Persuit
2. Eat White Castles like my stomach is a bottomless pit
3. Pop my right big toe in and out of the socket
4. Sleep for 16 hours straight when I'm perfectly healthy
5. Speak with a believable Russian/Slavic accent
6. Make awesome Jell-O molds
7. Alienate friends and relatives in a matter of seconds (it's a gift, really.)

Seven things I can not do

1. Eat tomatoes
2. Dance
3. Sing
4. Speak in public
5. Drive without frightening my passengers
6. Roll my r's
7. Hold my liquor

Seven things that I find really attractive about the opposite sex

1. Intelligence
2. Height (over 5'10")
3. Sense of humour (dark and dry)
4. Occupation
5. Eyes
6. Physical shape
7. Any attention paid toward me

Seven things I say the most

1. Fucker
2. Mother fucker
3. Asshole
4. Bastard
5. What the hell
6. I'm on sabbatical
7. Hi Marvin! (when responding to the Michigan Automated Response Voice Interactive Network 'You can call me Marvin' which I call to report that I am still unemployeed every other Wednesday.)

Seven Books I LOVE

1. The Silence of the Lambs-Thomas Harris
2. Middlesex-Jeffrey Eugenides
3. Any of MaryJanice Davidson's 'Undead' series
4. Crime and Punishment
5. Any Harry Potter novel
6. Anne of Green Gables
7. Good in Bed

Seven people I'd like to see do the seven thing (and if you don't wanna do it, ignore me):

1. Anyone! I'm not picky
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