Still, still alive

Barely.

Okay, in the grand scheme of things, I'm probably doing better than some. Here is proof:
I don't schlep my worldly possessions around in a stolen shopping cart.
I bathe 99% of all mornings (except for when I shower at night or accidentially sleep in.)
I have a full, fat belly.
I'm employeed, crappily yet almost completely non-gainfully.

Yep, doing well.